My dearest sweet Kim Kardashian
A plea to get you to invest in my business
You and I have a couple of things in common. For starters, we are both autumn children. We have our business smarts. We are both often underestimated. We are naturally good-looking. My face is symmetrical. My lips are naturally plump. Although in your case, you might have, you know ….pushed the limits on the feminist card a little.
Though my views on feminism might differ from yours, people hate on us both. A White-Australian spinning instructor once expressed how she wished she had my physique.
I did not think much of it, really.
But then again, I am a size four-top and a perfect size six-bottom, which also puts me on the sexy scale. Thus I have made some inventions to help women reach their ideal body goals.
There is a lot more to life than just being sexy; therefore, I take it upon myself to share that joy with all women. My goal is to help all women achieve their sexy goals.
owj jo jooi That is while being able to buy and eat that cake too.
As you know, Kimberly, a huge responsibility comes with being sexy. Therefore, I’d like you on board with my business ventures.
Your brands have yet to concur the European and Scandinavian markets.
And what about a slightly modest line — for the Eastern market, for example?
I want in.
Think big has always been your motto, I believe. Well, I like to think along.
Did I mention I need an investor for my businesses? You can be my Kris Jenner and get your fair share. Hell, you can get Kris Jenner on board too? Maybe she wants to adopt me?
How about spreading some girl power? Women supporting women at its finest?
I am not doing too bad, but there is always room for improvement.
Please help me with my business Kim.
Let’s show these b*tches how it’s done.
Sarcasm is golden but noting is as bright as you, Kimberly Kardashian.
Jokes aside, I want to exchange thoughts on business.
I think you’d be the perfect financier for my business(es). I need you on board as an investor. I am convinced that you would even make a great business partner.
Do not hesitate to contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Keep it lovely dear